What if you try to swallow a whole cloud?

As the soup falls into the center of the system, the molecules are squeezed together and the pressure increases. It takes a few minutes for this pressure to reach a point where it crushes you. If you were in some kind of soup bath, the pressure vessels that people use to visit deep ocean vents, they would probably last a little longer.

There is nothing you can do to escape the soup. Everything in it flows inward into the singularity. In the normal universe, we are all pulled forward through time with no way to stop or go back. At the event horizon of a black hole, so to speak, time stops flowing forward and starts flowing inward. All time lines converge towards the center.

From the perspective of an unlucky bystander in our black hole, it takes the soup and everything in it about half an hour to descend to the center. After that, our definition of time and our understanding of physics in general collapses.

Out of the soup, time passes and problems continue to arise. The supermassive black hole from Pluto and the Kuiper Belt soon begins to engulf the rest of the Solar System. Over the next few million years, the black hole will cut a huge swath through the Milky Way, spewing out stars and scattering them in all directions.

This leaves us with one more question: What kind of soup is this anyway?

If Amelia fills the solar system with soup and there are planets floating in it, is the planet soup? If there are already noodles in the soup, is it plantain-and-noodle soup or are plantains like croutons? If you make noodle soup, someone throws stones and dirt at it, is it really noodles and dirt soup, or is it just dirty noodle soup? Does the presence of the sun make this star soup?

The internet loves to argue about the category of soup. Fortunately, physics can resolve the debate in this matter. It is believed that black holes do not contain the properties of the matter that enters it. Physicists call this the “hairless theorem” because it states that black holes have no defining characteristics or characteristics. All black holes are identical except for a few simple variables such as mass, spin, and electric charge.