Hawaii travel ads boast white sand beaches as far as the eye can see

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HONOLULU—Encouraging visitors to enjoy all the islands have to offer, a new Hawaii visitors and convention bureau ad touted tourists on sandy whites as far as the eye can see Thursday. In a 30-second TV spot, “Hawaii is known for the alabaster vacationers who drive along its world-famous main beach,” it fades between shots of Caucasian Americans milling about in Waikiki’s shopping district and trampling the occasional plant. in Haleakala National Park, and cannons into resort swimming pools when Hawaiians experience water shortages. “Watch the beautiful Pacific waves crash over the blind white visitors from Ohio and Nebraska, local resources without a care in the world. You’ll find your worries about exploiting these islands for the sake of aloha to the albino tourists who travel miles along the coast, and their populations will melt away. The ad concludes with a reference to the islands’ famous sunsets, during which “nature puts on a spectacular show,” revealing a bright red color that reflects off a sunburned body.